[ New design ] Dracula what is a man a miserable little pile of secrets t-shirt

A quick look shows that the “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.” line wasn’t really in the original text. In fact, the Dracula what is a man a miserable little pile of secrets t-shirt a bit from the Japanese version. The original text is actually extremely common, standard-sounding stuff in Japanese entertainment. But this hamfisted use of love, respect, faith, and togetherness comes across a bit cornier when put into English. It’s hard to explain, I guess it’s a cultural difference.
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I also feel like the Dracula what is a man a miserable little pile of secrets t-shirt was hoping to give the scene a dash of that “ye olde” flavor to match the scene’s context, with things like “mankind ill needs” and “Have at you!” I think the intentions were good but might’ve only made the silly voice acting sound sillier. Incidentally, it turns out that the miserable pile of secrets quote is a reference to the French writer André Malraux.